Ok, so it’s not really my 1st Thursday 13, but it’s the first one on this, my “meme blog”.
On to the list:
13 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO MY CHILDREN SCREAM
1. Snatch myself bald-headed.
2. Drink more raw eggs than Sylvester Stallone did in Rocky.
3. Never act on stage again.
4. Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
5. Trim my toenails with a chainsaw.
6. Have a dentist’s chair for my bed with an alarm clock sound of the drill.
7. Eat something that’s still moving.
8. Follow the advice in the 1950’s era child-rearing book that my mother gave me when DS1 was born.
9. See my mother and my husband alone in a room. (another story altogether)
10. Have DS and the kids go on another vacation w/o me (because of my work schedule).
11. Have DS and the kids go on another vacation w/o me (for any other reason).
12. Count the grains in a 50 lb bag of rice – in Russian.
13. Participate in the Fear Factor show.
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Oh yeah, I hear you! I have five and when they are cranky, I’d rather be anywhere else but here.
Lol…I hear you. And my kids are grown up!!
Hearing kids scream can really put you over the edge! Like fingernails down a chalkboard. Great list. Happy TT!
Now this one saved my info! LMAO Cyber freakness prevailing!
Escusi me whilst I go trim my toenails with a chainsaw…BAHAHAHAHAH
OUCH.
BWAHAHAHA!! OMG, you crack me up. I’m supposed to be working and look what you did.
Ha ha ha… great idea for a t 13. i can so relate.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh. *shudder*
Your kids really must be screaming to make you tempted to do that.
Happy TT!
I totally know what you mean.
Happy T13
Those are hysterical. Man am I glad my kids grew up!
These are hilarious-My favorite was the counting of the rice..in Russian!
Excellent list! Screaming children always makes me think that ANYTHING is better!
Love, Love, Love it!!!! Happy TT and thanks for stopping by my blog.